I rarely write reviews, especially not negative ones - but this hotel experience was hilariously bad, so buckle in:
1. No towels. The hotel just didn’t have any. We dripped from the pool to our room and shared one wet towel after swimming AND showering.
2. Waited to use to pool at 10am but it closed for maintenance both days.
3. One of the worst hotel breakfasts (powdered eggs and toast), but not included - $25 per person! There's no where else to go nearby.
4. No hand soap or shampoo in our room. Staff were visibly annoyed when I asked for some. Finally got some - but it was just left on the counter, the bottles weren't even installed in the shower.
5. The air conditioning in the room worked a little some of the time.
6. Key cards stopped working at 10am, check out was at 12.
7. The staff hated everyone, apparently. Maybe just me, but I was trying to be both polite and chill.
8. Got home with a telltale line of bug bites up the back of my leg. I can't say for absolute certain they are bed bug bites but I know of nothing else that does this. Our stuff is quarantined just in case.
9. It was pretty dirty, I'm not super picky about this, but yikes.
Hey, nothing really bad happened, but do yourself a favour and pick another hotel. The pool area looks cute in the pictures, but it is not worth it!
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